Third Guest Mock Draft of the Year is presented by none other than Ric “The Rootmass” Edlund. Rootmass concentrates heavily on his insight for each and every pick. My guess is he will have a job at ESPN and or NFL Network within minutes of this post.
March 15th, 2012
1. Indianapolis Colts – Andrew Luck QB, Stanford
He’s good, Good Luck.
2. Washington Redskins – Robert Griffin III QB, Baylor
He’s an evil one.
3. Minnesota Vikings – Matt Kalil OT, USC
Coolio, he’s so not.
4. Cleveland Browns – Justin Blackmon WR, Oklahoma St.
I can see clearly now.
5. Tampa Bay Bucs – Morris Claiborne CB, LSU
He’s got time.
6. St. Louis Rams – Dontari Poe DT, Memphis
No poo for Poe.
7. Jacksonville Jaguars -Riley Reiff OT, Iowa
Reiffer madness.
8. Miami Dolphins – Melvin Ingram DE, South Carolina
Because of you.
9. Carolina Panthers – Fletcher Cox DT, Mississippi St.
Straight up.
10. Buffalo Bills -Michael Floyd WR, Notre Dame
Pink.
11. Kansas City Chiefs – Jonathan Martin OT, Stanford
Martinize.
12. Seattle Seahawks – Quinton Coples DE, UNC
Down on all fours.
13. Arizona Cardinals – David DeCastro G, Stanford
Bay of Pigs.
14. Dallas Cowboys – Courtney Upshaw OLB, Alabama
In laws.
15. Philadelphia Eagles – Michael Brockers DT, LSU
No.
16. New York Jets – Cordy Glenn G, Georgia
Spaceman.
17. Cincinnati Bengals – Trent Richardson RB, Alabama
Poor.
18. San Diego Chargers – Mike Adams OT, Ohio St.
Batman.
19. Chicago Bears – Whitney Mercilus DE, Illinois
Died too young.
20. Tennessee Titans – Nick Perry DE, USC
Been a long Journey.
21. Cincinnati Bengals – Mark Barron S, Alabama
Sandy roads.
22. Cleveland Browns – Ryan Tannehill QB, Texas A&M
Over Dale.
23. Pittsburgh Steelers – Donta Hightower ILB, Alabama
Super good.
24. Detroit Lions – Peter Konz C, Wisconsin
Pixie Dust.
25. Denver Broncos – Devon Still DT, Penn St.
Moonshine.
26. Houston Texans – Kendall Wright WR, Baylor
Wrong.
27. New England Patriots – Stephen Hill WR, Georgia Tech
It’s all down hill.
28. Green Bay Packers – Harrison Smith S, Notre Dame
Nondescript.
29. Baltimore Ravens – Luke Kuechly LB, Boston College
It’s what a Raven would say “Lukeeklee”
30. San Francisco 49ers – Jerel Worthy DT/DE, Michigan St.
We’re not.
31. New England Patriots -Andre Branch OLB, Clemson
He’s a tri.
32. New York Giants – Coby Fleener TE, Stanford
Eli Coba.
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